I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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