question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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