I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Sorry about my life...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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