i barfeds in our rink
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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