tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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