Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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