apparently the secret to your success is patron
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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