How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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