i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I will be naked everywhere
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
