i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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