there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.