fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
