at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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