seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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