You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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