Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
As shirtless as possible
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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