brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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