: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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