Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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