she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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