i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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