dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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