she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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