oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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