First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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