Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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