4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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