i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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