Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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