brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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