This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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