i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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