Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Someone signed my nipple.
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