Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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