So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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