Your mouth is God's brothel.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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