I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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