question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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