I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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