Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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