Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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