I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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