We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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