That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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