How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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