its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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