some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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