hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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