he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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