I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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