Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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