Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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