my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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