if you like me you must not know who I am
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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