when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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