i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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