talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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