You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i dont even know how to be here
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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