My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!