i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition