Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.